We don't need no education! On this trip to the NEW 90210, can I say
thank God we are out of the school. Boring!
And, hey, wardrobe, Lori Laughlin is a gorgeous grown-up. Even on
family night she doesn't have to dress like a teenager.
Oh, and I get that the singing girl sings. We don't have to have her
sing every minute -- unless it's going to be "It's Raining Men" or
something totally campy ... a Duran Duran song maybe.
By the way, lead girl, I want to like you, but please tone it down. I
implore you. I feel like I'm watching Legally Blonde ... The Musical.
That ain't good, girly girl.
Poor little rich girl -- excuse me while I yawn -- you, the girl whose
father bought her a car to avoid a trip and stay local to screw the
secretary ... yeah, you ... your nostrils don't have to flare EVERY
time you get UPSET!
I have a question: where the hell is Brenda? Is she hanging out with
Lori Laughlin's storyline?
Rob Estes, sir, you are hot. I've been watching you work it since Silk
Stalkings. You are awesome and should never forget it. Can't wait
until your character and Kelly hook up when Lori Laughlin wises up and
gets her own show. The teacher is just too zzzzzzzzzz. I'm sorry, did
I fall asleep.
Hmmmm ... commercials are proving more interesting than the show. I
will get the London Look. Thank you, Kate Moss. Pssst, I'm old because
I think the "bad boy" on Gossip Girl is. not. good-looking! He's no
Barilla man.
Adopted brother can act. Thank goodness. Can't wait 'til he confronts
Rob Estes' character about the existence of a natural son.
Oh, Payless Shoes, you sirens. Made of Honor, starring Mr. Patrick
Dempsey is coming out on DVD!
Back to the show ... Poor little rich girl's mom knows about the
affair, and she don't care! Poor, poor little rich girl. Kelly's mom
looks great for a lush! Uh oh, lush mom kicked Silver out. Babysitter
for Kelly's kid! You know, the kid by whichever real 90210 male alum
they can get to guest or sign on. Paging Jason Priestly! Calling Luke
Perry!
Summary: I keep seeing commercials with Brenda in them but never see
her on the show. Brenda, where are you?!
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